Let's make this short and to the point:
Wouldn't it be nice to get what you want for a change?
Just leave a comment on this here post telling us why monkeys are so damn awesome and I'll give you one of my ten. Easy.
Oh, and make sure you include your email address in the comment form thingie so I can hook you up. Nobody sees it but me, my stalkers, and the government agents who planted the chip in my skull during the 90s and have been monitoring all my thoughts ever since.
Don't know what the hell we're talking about? Just go read the Silicon Florist post about Simler from a few days ago.